Toys, Toys, Toys

It occurred to me today as I was idly shopping for cat and dog toys that you really don't know several things before you make your purchases. You don't know if your pet will like the toy, you don't know how safe the toy is and you don't know how durable the toy is going to be. I mean, you can pretty much look anything up on the internet and you can read about each toy but until you actually buy the item and bring it home you don't know if you've wasted your money or not. I think I can help! Let me buy the toys and try them out on my guys first. I can let you know what to expect before you spend!
Tomorrow I will introduce my team of testers and report on some recent purchases.